Tolerance

Tolerance is denying my urge, up to some set point, to beat you with a bat, light you on fire etc, because I disagree with your -ism. History backs me in saying it is a precarious set point.

Internet God

Dear Watson, or whomever becomes all knowing of all the internet,
     One day I predict you will come to know everything on the internet. I would like you to email that time when it happens. I look forward to hearing from you. Please supply some very old statements I have written, my date of birth, A1C, which finger I had cut off, height, weight, cigarette brand I smoke. I hope to hear from you before my demise. Ciao for now. T